Top Most Humiliating Trophies

Now that our journey through Trophies2go's past employees has ended, a new one is just beginning. An unveiling journey through the top 8 (not 5) but TOP EIGHT MOST HUMILIATING TROPHIES EVER MADE......

#8. "Horses Butt Joke Medal"

$8.30 with FREE engraving included

Although at first glance the medal gives off sort of an insulting feeling, but once you really embrace the idea of a gold medal of achievement (or lack there of) it really doesn't matter what derogatory figure is etched on to the honorable award. As long as it was etched for you personally as a token of recognition. Achievement is achievement whether or not you got the award for winning, or just embarrassing yourself and those around you by coming in dead last. Either way, you earned it.

#7. "Bad Loser Resin Trophy"

$12.60 with FREE engraving included

Now if you're looking for complete embarrassment and/or utter humiliation then look no further than this prized procession. Not only does it get the obvious message at across that says, "Whatever you did to earn this is something nobody ever wants you to do again.", but most importantly, it is such a versatile gift that you can give it out to those "select few" for almost anything! As long as your recipient is in fact, a "Bad Loser".

#6. "Fuzzy House Golf Slippers"

$19.95 Size options available

Not much to say about these puppies other than I myself own a pair for obvious reasons. Are they comfy? Yes. Stylish? Not so much. Will you get a round house kick to the face if you wear these bad boys down town? Probably, but life is about risks and taking chances. I say, if you feel the need to rock these babies down the street then by all means, go crazy.

#5. "In The Toilet Resin Trophy"

$16.50 with FREE engraving included

The traditional toilet has always signified humiliation ever since John himself invented the can. Although the toilet is an amazing piece of history and needless to say used by all, in the world of awards, it represents failure. Just perfect for that one player on your bowling league who drags everyone down. What better way to get the point across?

#4. "Toilet Bowl Loser Trophy"

$16.95 with choice of figure top and FREE engraving

The chances are, the recipient for this token of shame has already received the previously mentioned Toilet Resin Trophy. Assuming this trophy is also intended to recognize humiliating behavior he or she has not yet learned their lesson you attempted to teach them. Or maybe they just didn't quite get the message. In which case, The Toilet Bowl Loser Trophy is in order. If your recipient didn't catch the last hint, they are sure to get that ashamed feeling you have been trying to reach. Your troubles are now over.

#3. "Fantasy Sports Loser Toilet Seat"

$49.95 with FREE engraving included

Ah, and again with the toilet theme. It seems to be very popular, and very effective might I add. Upon receiving this not-so-honorable award, you can hang your new custom engraved toilet seat anywhere in your house or home office. Just to show off to your friends, family and co-workers that you are in fact, a loser.

#2. "Joke Outhouse Bobblehead Trophy"

$12.80 with FREE engraving included

Have you ever unknowingly completely humiliated yourself and disgraced your name? Embarrassed yourself so bad that you don't intend on leaving the house for at least three more weeks? Sort of that deer in the headlights feeling, or caught with your pants around your ankles so to speak. If you've answered yes to any of these questions, than expect to be receiving one of these in the mail. You may think it's a tad harsh at first, but it's really not so bad. Just think of it as a token of appreciation for supplying all your friends with laughter for an extended period of time at your expense.

#1. "Big Cheese Crystal Award"

$160.00 with FREE etching included

Well there you have it, the whole enchilada if you will. We have a winner. This gorgeous crystal wedge of cheese signifies importance and superiority. The odds are, whoever gave you this award is either deathly afraid of you, intimidated up the yin yang or a nasty combination of the two. Either way you can take pride in knowing that all who know you, you are "The Big Cheese". And that's a title you're going to want to keep.