"A Bomber" is next in line on the list counting down to the worst ex employee here at
Trophies2Go. Now this guy was probably the easiest guy out of everybody to fire. He basically asked for it and had it coming since day one. Let me first say that A Bomber worked up more of a sweat
during his twenty minute on the clock bathroom breaks than he did actually working. We literally had a sign made just to cut down his bathroom time. Did it help? Well, no but that wasn’t the only reason why this guy wasn’t employee of the month if you know what I mean. In fact, he had many shortcomings. One of which would be his “call in sick etiquette”. I mean who leaves a long message explaining why you are taking the day off followed by an “Alright, I love you”? Let’s get real, just because your girlfriend is having a hard time at her job does not mean it’s okay to call in sick at yours to comfort her. But I guess she returned the favor by calling in sick for him the day we told him not to bother coming back. One more thing A Bomber really lacked was a belt! Every time he reached for anything lower than waste level we would get a nice visual of his hairy back side! There was just no way to actually get him to be productive. You don’t need a chair to assemble trophies, but this guy couldn’t seem to step out of one. In our attempt to solve this problem, we tried to hide all of the chairs every morning. However, despite our efforts, he seemed to locate his chair every day and continue his lazy routine. Speaking of lazy, A Bomber refused to come in to get his things and last paycheck after his embarrassment of being canned. He just couldn’t take the walk of shame after that. So, he had his mother come in here to do the task for him. We never saw him or his poor mother again, yet his legacy still lives on.
"A Bomber" is next in line on the list counting down to the worst ex employee here at Trophies2Go. Now this guy was probably the easiest guy out of everybody to fire. He basically asked for it and had it coming since day one. Let me first say that A Bomber worked up more of a sweat 
during his twenty minute on the clock bathroom breaks than he did actually working. We literally had a sign made just to cut down his bathroom time. Did it help? Well, no but that wasn’t the only reason why this guy wasn’t employee of the month if you know what I mean. In fact, he had many shortcomings. One of which would be his “call in sick etiquette”. I mean who leaves a long message explaining why you are taking the day off followed by an “Alright, I love you”? Let’s get real, just because your girlfriend is having a hard time at her job does not mean it’s okay to call in sick at yours to comfort her. But I guess she returned the favor by calling in sick for him the day we told him not to bother coming back. One more thing A Bomber really lacked was a belt! Every time he reached for anything lower than waste level we would get a nice visual of his hairy back side! There was just no way to actually get him to be productive. You don’t need a chair to assemble trophies, but this guy couldn’t seem to step out of one. In our attempt to solve this problem, we tried to hide all of the chairs every morning. However, despite our efforts, he seemed to locate his chair every day and continue his lazy routine. Speaking of lazy, A Bomber refused to come in to get his things and last paycheck after his embarrassment of being canned. He just couldn’t take the walk of shame after that. So, he had his mother come in here to do the task for him. We never saw him or his poor mother again, yet his legacy still lives on.
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