Epic Failure #4

Next up on the ladder as we climb to the top worst employee here at Trophies2go is a girl we'll just call Beth for now. Beth is a special girl. So special that it was only a matter of seconds after she first set foot in the shop when she actually broke one of our power tools. How she got hired is beyond me, but it wasn't too long before it became evident that the decision was a bad one.

Now Beth loved to talk. To anyone, anywhere, anytime all the time. No matter how hard you attempt to tune her out, her amusing remarks somehow always seem to grab your attention and cause you to listen in shock of the comments and questions spewing out of her mouth. For example, she once casually asked our engraver if he was married. When he replied "Yes." she went on to ask him if he was divorced. After he stated the obvious she continued to ask if he had almost been divorced and asked if he'd describe to her the worst fight he had ever had with his wife. As you can see this girl was completely oblivious to the unspoken guidelines of appropriate conversation starters.

It is my understanding that one day after ordering her lunch for carryout she left and returned an hour and a half later. Usually, a simple task such as this one wouldn't take a person more than ten minutes. However, Beth's excuse was that she was gone so long because she had forgotten where she had ordered her lunch from! And let's face it, nobody wants this girl behind the wheel roaming the streets in search of carryout. She claims she failed drivers ed three times! Apparently, her instructor got so sick of teaching her that he just gave up. What a selfish thing to do! What about the rest of us?!?!

I can honestly say that a small part of me misses the entertainment the girl supplied us with on a daily basis. However, when I think of what she is doing now, I can't help but crack a smile and imagine the heartache she has brought upon her current employer. If you're out there, whoever you are, you have my undying sympathy. God bless.